it wasn't lemon gatorade
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Can I color on your dick again?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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