who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
