taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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