Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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