Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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