I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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