Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There's always time for handjobs
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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