I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Randomize
