im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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