One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
