I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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