sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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