I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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