I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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