hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
this just has baby written all over it
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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