he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i used baking grease as lip gloss
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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