He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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