So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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