Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
People in love make me want to vomit
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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