scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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