i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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