am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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