you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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