no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well I just put wine in my tea
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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