I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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