Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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