Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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