You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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