I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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