Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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