Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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