My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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