He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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