May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
its not stalking. its research.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
