i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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