Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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