I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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