turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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