worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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