His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
