Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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