You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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