No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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