Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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