I heard we made out
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Randomize
