I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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