I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
and you fell through a lawn chair
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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