I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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