I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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