what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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