Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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